Coffee Bean Retirement Plan Coaster | Funny Coffee Coaster
Even coffee beans don't get to relax after retirement. ☕🔥
At Midwest American Coffee, our coffee beans have a rather unfortunate benefits package:
Benefits package: Zero.
Retirement outlook: Grim.
Coffee: Excellent.
Featuring fiery artwork and a healthy dose of workplace sarcasm, this coaster brings humor to your coffee break while helping protect your furniture from drips, spills, and condensation.
Perfect for coffee lovers, office desks, home coffee stations, or anyone who appreciates the irony of working hard only to get roasted in the end.
Because apparently, retirement doesn't mean the end of the daily grind. It just means you're working under a different mug.
Midwest American Coffee
America's Coffee, Grown at Home.
From Seed to Cup.
More details
- Made with absorbent cork— renewable & biodegradable
- High gloss coating on top
- Features sturdy Medium Density Fibreboard
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Midwest American Coffee
- Email: shop-american-coffee-com-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Size: 3.74″×3.74″
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
