Coffee Bean Retirement Plan | Roasted & Ground Coaster
Retirement isn't always what it's cracked up to be. Especially when you're a coffee bean. ☕🔥
After years of dedicated service, our hardworking coffee beans finally get their retirement reward.
Unfortunately, that means getting roasted and ground.
Welcome to the Coffee Bean Retirement Plan, brought to you by Midwest American Coffee—where the benefits are questionable, but the coffee is excellent.
Featuring fiery artwork and a generous helping of workplace sarcasm, this coaster helps protect your furniture from spills and condensation while giving coffee lovers something to laugh about.
Perfect for home coffee stations, office desks, retirement gifts, and anyone who knows what it's like to get roasted at work.
Because even after retirement, somebody still has to protect the furniture.
Midwest American Coffee
America's Coffee, From Seed to Cup.
More details
- Made with absorbent cork— renewable & biodegradable
- High gloss coating on top
- Features sturdy Medium Density Fibreboard
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Midwest American Coffee
- Email: shop-american-coffee-com-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Size: 3.74″×3.74″
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
