Running on Coffee, Operating Below Toaster Level | Midwest American Coffee Sweatshirt
Some mornings, coffee is the only thing standing between competence and complete technological defeat.
You can tackle life's biggest challenges, manage a dozen responsibilities, and still find yourself outsmarted by a toaster.
This Midwest American Coffee sweatshirt celebrates those gloriously imperfect moments when caffeine is flowing, but common sense hasn't quite clocked in.
Featuring a humorous coffee-and-toaster design on the front and vibrant coffee cherries with Midwest American Coffee branding on the back, it's a comfortable way to wear your sense of humor.
Midwest American Coffee
America's Coffee, Grown at Home.
From Seed to Cup.
Because sometimes even the toaster has a better morning than you do.
More details
- 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Midweight fabric (6.0 oz)
- Regular fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Midwest American Coffee
- Email: shop-american-coffee-com-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the EU REACH requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Running on Coffee, Operating Below Toaster Level | Midwest American Coffee Sweatshirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
33 1/2
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
35
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
36 1/2
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
39 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
39 1/2
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
40
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
40 1/2
|