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I Can Grow Coffee Trees, But the Toaster Still Outsmarts Me | Midwest American Coffee Sweatshirt

¥4,634 JPY (plus tax)

Growing coffee trees takes patience, determination, and a little ingenuity. Operating a toaster? Apparently, that's where things get complicated.

Some days, you can tackle the impossible before breakfast. Other days, breakfast wins.

This humorous Midwest American Coffee sweatshirt celebrates life's little contradictions and those moments when even the simplest appliances seem determined to challenge our intelligence.

Featuring a coffee tree and toaster illustration alongside a hilariously relatable confession, this sweatshirt is perfect for coffee lovers, plant enthusiasts, gardeners, and anyone who's ever stood in front of an unplugged appliance wondering why it refuses to cooperate.

A little caffeine, a little humility, and a whole lot of laughter.

Midwest American Coffee

America's Coffee, Grown at Home.

From Seed to Cup.

Because growing coffee trees might be easier than making toast.

Select color: Navy

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More details

  • 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Midweight fabric (8.0 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

I Can Grow Coffee Trees, But the Toaster Still Outsmarts Me | Midwest American Coffee Sweatshirt Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
27
20
33 1/2
M
28
22
34 1/2
L
29
24
35 1/2
XL
30
26
36 1/2
2XL
31
28
37 1/2
3XL
32
30
38 1/2
4XL
33
32
39 1/2
5XL
34
34
40 1/2

Supplier-provided measurements might differ by up to 2 inches (5 cm).

Helpful hint! Take one of your own items, measure it, and use those measurements as a reference against the ones listed in this guide.

A Length

Start the measurement from the collar at the top (high point shoulder) and extend the measuring tape down to the item's bottom.

B Width

Begin measuring at one side at the chest level and extend the tape horizontally to the opposite side.

C Sleeve length

Start measuring from the back center of the collar, proceed along the sleeve's top seam to the shoulder, secure the tape there, and continue until you reach the end of the sleeve.