Coffee Bean Retirement Plan | Funny Coffee T-Shirt
Some retirement plans come with pensions, benefits, and a gold watch.
Coffee beans get roasted and ground. ☕🔥
Introducing the Coffee Bean Retirement Plan T-Shirt from Midwest American Coffee—where workplace humor meets the daily grind.
Benefits package: Zero.
Retirement outlook: Grim.
Coffee: Excellent.
Featuring fiery artwork and a healthy dose of sarcasm, this shirt is perfect for coffee lovers, overworked employees, retirement countdowns, and anyone whose survival strategy involves caffeine.
Because apparently, even coffee beans have to work until they're ground into something useful.
Midwest American Coffee
America's Coffee, Grown at Home.
From Seed to Cup.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Relaxed fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Midwest American Coffee
- Email: shop-american-coffee-com-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Coffee Bean Retirement Plan | Funny Coffee T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|
