Not a Morning Unicorn – Funny Coffee Lover T-Shirt
Even magic has its limits. Especially before coffee.
Meet the unicorn who's had enough of mornings, motivational speeches, and anyone suggesting she should rise and shine.
She's got her coffee, her attitude, and absolutely no intention of pretending to be cheerful before she's ready.
Featuring a delightfully unimpressed unicorn and warm, coffee-inspired colors, this funny coffee T-shirt is made for caffeine enthusiasts, reluctant early risers, unicorn lovers, and anyone who believes mornings should come with a warning label.
Perfect for casual days, coffee runs, or making your feelings about sunrise abundantly clear.
Because being magical doesn't mean being a morning person.
Every purchase helps support Midwest American Coffee's mission to grow coffee right here in Ohio.
Midwest American Coffee
America's Coffee, From Seed to Cup.
More details
- 100% carded cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (7.1 oz)
- Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
- Boxy, oversized fit
- Dropped shoulders
- Wide neck ribbing
- Tear-away label
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Midwest American Coffee
- Email: shop-american-coffee-com-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead, phthalates and flammability level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Not a Morning Unicorn – Funny Coffee Lover T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Sleeve length | Width |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27.76
|
96
|
208
|
|
M
|
29.13
|
9.45
|
21.65
|
|
L
|
30.51
|
9.45
|
23.23
|
|
XL
|
31.89
|
10.24
|
24.8
|
|
2XL
|
33.27
|
10.63
|
26.38
|
|
3XL
|
346
|
112
|
27.95
|
