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Product Name: The Unhired AI Project Manager Premium Hoodie | Midwest American Coffee

¥5,198 JPY (plus tax)

Nobody hired the AI. Nobody asked for a project manager. Yet somehow, it's running the show, dispensing sarcasm, offering unsolicited advice, and testing the limits of human patience.

And who's keeping this technological circus running? The person supplying the coffee, naturally.

Featuring the declaration, “My AI is the technologically sarcastic project manager that nobody hired. I just supply the coffee.” This premium hoodie combines workplace humor, artificial intelligence, and the one thing that makes dealing with both a little easier: caffeine.

Perfect for coffee lovers, technology survivors, and anyone who's ever wanted to tell their digital assistant to take a coffee break.

Midwest American Coffee
America's Coffee, Grown at Home.
From Seed to Cup.

Because even artificial intelligence needs someone to keep the coffee flowing.

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More details

  • 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
  • Midweight fabric (8.0 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Product Name: The Unhired AI Project Manager Premium Hoodie | Midwest American Coffee Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
27
20
33 1/2
M
28
22
34 1/2
L
29
24
35 1/2
XL
30
26
36 1/2
2XL
31
28
37 1/2
3XL
32
30
38 1/2
4XL
33
32
39 1/2
5XL
34
34
40 1/2

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Length

 

Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.

B Width

Place the end of a measuring tape at one side of the chest area and pull the tape across to the other side of the product.

C Sleeve length

Place the end of a measuring tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.